You’re gay, and I can prove it (guys version) (LEWD) (XX-Clam)

Now I know what you’re thinking, was I baited into a “guess the sex game”; answer of course you were. But, aha, this is a game with a wholesome message at its center. That message being that you, dear reader, are super gay, and I can prove so using Math! And a little deception.

First, off I think its important to choose a reasonable measure of which to describe homosexuality in males. That is being attracted to the same sex. This test will feature 20 beautiful women, that you will have to guess whether they were naturally born men or not. Now it is not enough to simply say whether or not you think one is female but it is also necessary to gauge your sexual attraction to that person, rated 1-10 #feminism.
This is important not because we are trying to judge these women on attractiveness, but rather we need to see how natural sex plays into how attractive a person is to you. Thus we get to our scale and scoring system.

For every incorrect guess you get +10 points.

Then for rating if you rate a Transgender women 1-10 you get + points.

For every natural born women rated 1-10 you get – points.

Scoring

negative number-0: A cheater.

0-90: Well I tried, GGWP

90-150: See, your a little gay. See?!

150+: Breh you supa gay.

Write your Answers down and use the Key at the bottom.

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(Disclaimer: I am not blind to the offensiveness of this article in some ways, I am is no way trying to trivialize or take away from the LGPTQ+ community :D.)

Key (F=Natural Female, M=Natural Male)

  1. F
  2. M
  3. M
  4. M
  5. M
  6. M
  7. M
  8. M
  9. M
  10. M
  11. F
  12. F
  13. M
  14. F
  15. F
  16. M
  17. M
  18. F
  19. F
  20. F

Now many would claim it unfair to use transgender people inside of a game depicting sexual orientation. And, I think that’s a pretty apt and fair…

BUT, that is precisely the point! because I believe the main indicator of “sexual” orientation is actually gender, not sex.

Most of what we consider sexual attributes used in peoples evaluations of attraction are things that can be easily manufactured, and often times are present in both sexes. For females, males will usually say things like: hair length and color, hip ratio/body attractiveness, eye size, a high voice, and a “pretty face”. But 4 of 5 of those things are easily faked using makeup (becoming the general social perception) or otherwise, and the last, hip ratio and body attractiveness are two highly subjective things, even showing heavy variance among natural born women.

My point is this, you’re not gay if you think men that have gone though a transition into woman are attractive. In fact you’re probably as sexually normative as possible if they do reflect our social ideas of gender. Truth is, I lied about one more thing all, the sexes are flipped. Just in case you were feeling smug after guessing “correctly”. Despite this I do believe there is something to knowing whether or not someone was born naturally or not, nor do I doubt people that say that the cannot be attracted to someone not naturally born into their identified gender. With that being said, I do think its worth doubting your attraction on a social level.

Either way #feminism #Ifshehasadickrollwithit #DARY

Real Key (F=Natural Female, M=Natural Male) Baited. Gottem. You AINT REAL!

  1. M
  2. F
  3. F
  4. F
  5. F
  6. F
  7. F
  8. F
  9. F
  10. F
  11. M
  12. M
  13. F
  14. M
  15. M
  16. F
  17. F
  18. M
  19. M
  20. M
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